.....Max Coldrick..... Getting Annoyed By Things
May 16, 2013

iheartdietcokeandpizza asked: ahh thanks for the Office support!! i completely agree, it's perfect, and the Americans saw that and their dim brains went 'we want perfect too' so instead of taking time and effort they just rushed into it and copied.. so stupid. yeah i kinda guessed there must be new stuff cos of the gifs i see, but even they're awful, it took the stories way too far, Tim and Dawn's equivalent couple actually got married in the US one! no! Gervais and Merchant knew the perfect place to end!! ARGH! sorry hahaha

No no no i absolutely agree! The US office is an utter farce, i hate the very idea of its existence! Oh god don’t tell me that, im annoyed now hahaha

Someone said to me once: “the first series is like the UK one but better”…he was seconds from never walking again!

May 16, 2013

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May 16, 2013

iheartdietcokeandpizza:

technicolorkaren:

“How are you gonna get back?”
“Guess I’ll take the train.”

KJDSHAKJHSKJAHDKJAHS AHHHHHHHHHH KJFHDSKHFKJHSLKDF

are you telling me. that someone has just spoiled the ending of HIMYM for me, with a FUCKIN GIFSET. are you telling me that the series i have grown to hate but have stuck with for literally like 2 YEARS HAS BEEN SPOILED COS SOME CUNT WANTED TO BE THE FIRST TO MAKE GIFS. BECAUSE IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME THEN I AM GOING TO BE IRRATIONALLY ANGRY FOR A WHILE. seriously though, it’s not cool. i haven’t had a chance to watch it yet and i didn’t know i’d see this on my dash so thanks you steaming pile of pig shit

as if the disappointment of this bitch being his wife wasnt enough!

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May 16, 2013
krisrunsformiles:

it’s like a sword 

hoooold the fucking phone, this isn’t an anal sex toy?

krisrunsformiles:

it’s like a sword 

hoooold the fucking phone, this isn’t an anal sex toy?

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October 4, 2012
automotivated:

Rosso Italia (by Mishari Al-Reshaid Photography)

automotivated:

Rosso Italia (by Mishari Al-Reshaid Photography)

September 27, 2012

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September 27, 2012

mariachelseawatkins:

It’s late night Thursday, I know that you heard me, but you don’t want the same thing.

Well two can play that game. So I’m chilling with my girlfriend, but she not my real girlfriend, she got a key to my place but, she’s not my real girlfriend.

September 27, 2012
krisrunsformiles:

liquidwithlime:

whataprettykittyx3:

sassymcnasty:

my biggest fear
ever
EVER
i love my tight vagina :-( 

um. what is coming out of her vagina?

Wtf

If it was in her ass it’d be a colon P…………….. :P

krisrunsformiles:

liquidwithlime:

whataprettykittyx3:

sassymcnasty:

my biggest fear

ever

EVER

i love my tight vagina :-( 

um. what is coming out of her vagina?

Wtf

If it was in her ass it’d be a colon P…………….. :P

September 18, 2012
smoking costs the NHS £5bn a year

and people moan about it all day long, its banned near enough everywhere, we’re forever being told how bad it is and how it shouldnt be done in public places.

but how often do you see a ‘no excessive alcohol consumption’ sign? or a ‘drunkfree’ sign? you dont. and its ridiculous, alcohol abuse only costs the NHS £3bn a year but nobody ever moans about it. besides the fact we actually dont for the fact our pensions go nowhere as we’re all dead by 65. ive seen so many ‘smoke free’ signs and its doing my head in. if you’re stood somewhere having a fag, people dont go near you because they’re scared shitless of passive smoking. yet, if you stand there with a pint, nobody thinks ‘shit, i wont go near him in case he’s on his 10th and he’s going to smash that glass on my face’ but it happens.

and how many times have you heard the story of how ‘daddy had ten fags last night which meant he came home and smashed mummy in the face with a frying pan until she couldnt stand let alone walk’ and his excuse in the morning was ‘im sorry darling, that was just the fags, i’d had one too many’?

or

‘i went home after school to find mum flat out on the sofa with a packet of 10 richmond in her hand, she’d clearly been smoking all day so i had to carry her up to bed only for her to wake up and scream at me, her excuse? ‘i’d had one too many fags”?

its ridiculous, yet drinking seems to be socially acceptable, its encouraged in most circles, im not against drinking, i love drinking, id list it as a hobby on facebook if it werent for the fact i’d look like a complete cunt, but its ridiculous that nobody ever has a go at you for it. 

people dont recognise that drinking is an addiction thats considerably more destructive to a persons family, their friends, their jobs, their lives, yet i get had a go at for having a fag in a public area?

brilliant.

September 18, 2012
Probably the funniest thing ive ever seen

my dogs asleep at the top of the stairs so i went up to her and grinned in her face then tapped her until she woke up to my grinning face, she shit herself and scarpered to my bedroom ahahahahhahahaha awwwwww

ima let her sleep on the bed tonight because i feel AWFUL

September 10, 2012
i’d take a great amount of pleasure in going outside and punching a randomer full force in the face

shame i’m far too nice and mainly dont have the bollocks to even come close to doing it

September 9, 2012
in all seriousness

September 9, 2012
Getting into a fully fledged row on facebook because of the whole 6-1x0+2÷2= debarcle

its with my aunties middle aged friends though so im thinking i might see how many times i can use ‘math debate’ before someone cottons on

ITS FUCKING SEVEN! PUT IT IN A CUNTING CALCULATOR. ITS 7!

September 9, 2012

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September 9, 2012
I really wish i had a camera following my life

i just ran to the bottom of the stairs, sprinted on the spot for a bit, went ‘meep meep’ before sprinting into the kitchen ahahahaha how do i entertain myself this much?!

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